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Trempealeau County Sheriff's Dept Facebook Group

*everything on this site is purely satire*

Trempealeau County Sheriff's Dept Facebook Group

*everything on this site is purely satire*

Welcome From the Sheriff

A Summary

Welcome to the Trempealeau County Sheriff's Dept Web Page. The Trempealeau County Sheriff's Dept began operation in 1854 and has since been dedicated to terrorizing and gaslighting the citizens of Trempealeau County by providing them with a steady supply of racism and excessive force.

Our Mission

As the only law enforcement agency in the county, the Trempealeau County Sheriff's Dept strives to ensure that the joke we call “law enforcement services” is filtered through the promotion of propaganda and hearsay. Sheriff's Dept employees do their best to hide crime when possible, look for a fall guy when crimes occur, and improve individual and community capabilities to create future crimes in the most cost effective, and underhanded way. As employees of the American people, we operate on behalf of ourselves, and laugh in the faces of both the idiots who believe us and the ‘woke’ people who can’t do anything about it.

Over the years, law enforcement has been continuously evolving and moving towards the trend of calling cops on our bullshit. Here we will insert some nonsense about “community policing” and use big words to confuse the little brained people. It also makes sure that people think “proactive” policing means something other than “shoot first, ask questions later.” As law enforcement officers, it is our responsibility and mission to learn the best methods in which to con you, and how easily we can get away with murder. We’ve never really looked up the definitions for the words "credibility, responsibility, integrity, and professionalism".

Real Talk

Ok, let me just tell you how ridiculous this was to do. Before I could even alter the phrasing of the sheriff's office welcome message, I had to correct the damn grammar. Even spell check was flabbergasted that someone would post this on a professional website. Seriously, guys; just hire a proofreader. I'm available!

Questions

For questions, comments, or concerns regarding Trempealeau County Law Enforcement's lack of integrity, competence, and intelligence...let us know if you find answers.

Did we mention that this page is satire?

This page is totally satire, in case you were wondering.

This is not a political page.

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Contact Us

info@Trempealeaucountyfreespech.com

608-518-1055

But don't ask for legal advice because we DO NOT do that (we didn't want to pay for the ability to give legal advice. we hear it's expensive.)

Trempealeau County Sheriff's Dept Facebook Group

Trempealeau County Sheriff's Dept Facebook Group

THIS IS A SATIRE PAGE

Welcome From the Sheriff

A Summary

Our Mission

Real Talk

Questions

Did we mention that this page is satire?

Contact Us

It's really just the Facebook page